Ok so I went trolling for blowjobs with Brian yesterday in a Credit Island Park in Davenport. It was freaky. First we went on a walk-thru with the police chief and saw a stump with a pillow slouched over it. The stump was surrounded by tons of condom wrappers, liquor bottles and Ky-jelly individual packets.
After the chief left, we drove around for about an hour and a half trying to get some of them to follow us. We succeeded in luring in 2 out of about 6. A tan truck, and a red truck. Apparently there is a signal of sorts to let them know you want to get with them. Brian says its two taps on the brake, I noticed a wierd pattern of all of them having their lights on in broad daylight. They were also all middle-aged men in their cars alone, behind tinted windows. Coincidence? Hmmm probably not.
So there are tons of turnarounds where we stopped a few times to see if anyone would follow us. When the tan truck guy did first, it frightened me a little. I mean- if these guys are picking up strange gay men in the park (as the case happens to be- but even if it were strange persons in general)- they might have a gun or knife for protection I'd think. Dude shutoff his truck, and me and Brian soon thereafter drove away. Tan truck dude gave up on us, but still everytime he drove by, at least 5 times more, he stared hardcore like he, and I quote Brian on this one "wanted to use Brian's skull as a humping post."
Red truck guy wasn't so easy to get rid of. He followed us at least 7 times. Finally, we stopped to see if he'd do it again, and it looked like he was gone. Suddenly he was behind us- a little far back but parked behind us nevertheless. Freaky! So we decided to pull up next to him and talk.
Dude had this elaborate story about birdwatching as his alibi. First- nobody birdwatches from the road and only the road- while parking behind other people. Second- he didn't need his lights on- which he turned on and off repeatedly. Third- Dude shows us his camera like he has to persuade us to believe him. It wasn't anywhere near big enough unless he likes his pics to look like specs. Also- when Brian told him we were reporters investigating strange activity in the back loop- dude didn't bother to ask what activity that was. He probably already knew! Why would he ask?
We got out. And the story will be in the Leader. I'm going to copy and paste it into my xanga because ppl without subscriptions won't be able to read it.
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