Diane's return...mwhahaha

Hey y'all! Ok lets see...I graduated from massage therapy school. Yay! Now I'm waiting on my temp license so I can get a job and start making money.

No guy. I was dating someone for like half a sec, but I know what kind of guy I want and I don't really feel like wasting time or memories on someone I don't really like and is not worth it. Plus I don't really want to be in a relationship anyway. It bores me.

Texas kind of sucks. Everything is real slow here. (Fashion, music, trends, drivers!!!) Plus I figured out I'm not into the country scene at all so it really sucks. I want to hurry up and make money then go somewhere else. I love going out with Lauren and Stacey b/c I've never had girlfriends that like to party, get drunk and dance and stuff but we go to lame country bars with cowboys. I still have a good time but I don't like it. Plus Lauren causes a lot of unecessary drama b/c she has been given whatever she wants all her life. Its cool to be friends with rich people b/c i'm not so I reep some benefits but the emotional stuff is annoying.

The other night Chris E. met us up at the bar but it kind of sucked b/c I felt like I had to entertain him. He was kind of weird and I felt like I couldn't mingle with other people b/c I didn't want to leave him out, ya know?

Anyway, I think thats all thats going on.

I have sweet hacking skills

Today, in the newsroom, I played hackey sack for like a billion hours. I got Holly to play with me, then I played alone, then Haas played with me, then myself, then Renick, then myself, well- u get the point.

I am getting really good again. So boo yah.

I'm sitting in this chair a really wierd way and my flippin arms are getting tired.

That was really random, man.

So, going to ICPA this weekend. Chicago. Woot.

"Who unionized?"
"Wouldn't you like to know?? Probably your momma."

Yeah, Aqua Teen, No. 1 in the hood, g.

"I know it's been awhile. But I'm not gonna, get humped, by a giant, red ape in space. Ok? No thank you."

I am editing a story and spouting off nonsense. Sorry if I sounds schizo. Obviously if I can admit I might sound schizo, I'm not.
The government is out to get me.

Apparently, there was an African-America forum today from which my staff writer was ejected for being a lady. When she went to the female version of the forum, she discovered why.
They were talking butt sex and private things they didn't want a chic to hear.

OH I gotta drive April's car tomorrow to ICPA. I'm scurred. I don't know if I trust myself driving someone else's car to someplace I don't know. She's awesome.

I guess I'd better look up directions. HOLD PLEES.

SCHOOL RULES

SCHOOL,BEER,GIRLS This is i like to do now. I have always like to do this but now it rules cause chicks talk to me and want to make out. School is fun as hell..................................................... I havent missed a class yet.

Busy Busy Weekend

Hey kids, I'm going to Chicago this weekend!! For a conference with the Illinois College Press Association. I have guaranteed interviews but I seriously doubt anything will happen. It doesn't matter because no one from my home area is even going to be there and I can't afford to be away from home until after college.

The weekend after that I think is ASA Mom's weekend, so my parents are coming up. My dad is going to entertain himself at WalMart or something while me and my mom are eating good food and fraternizing with the sorority.

Oh yeah flippin hell I have chapter tonight and tons of shit to do. That wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have shit ton of crap to do tonight. Argh.