Eventful Weekend

Finally! I haven't had one all summer, not really anyways. Here's how it went:

Friday
Came home around 9:30, talked to parents, looked at why their Internet might be so slow (I don't know), chatted for awhile and took a shower. I couldn't figure out the AC in the van so I sweated my ass off the entire 4 hours home. Other than that it was a pleasant ride. I called Eric, but my phone rang once and I guess he hung up, so I watched Haunted Places on the travel channel with daddy till I fell asleep.

Saturday
Woke up around 10 and got ready to go to spaghetti at Grandma's with mom. There were tons of people there. When it was over around noon, mom and I changed and went swimming at Becky's. Got a little bit of sun, and the water was perfect! Had to go home after awhile and get ready for church. When we got to church it was the most boring preist ever and he spoke for as long as he possibly could- so we cut out after communion. After that my mom went to Becky's and my dad and I went to the Jersey County Fair. I checked out the 4-H stuff, we got a corn dog, and we watched a mechanical bull that looked pretty interesting. We headed to the grandstand and saw antique tractors, mini-rods and the smoke blowers- I don't know what they're called that's what my dad calls them. We had to leave once the hotrods got going because even with earplugs that noise is unbearable. Some little kid down the way left his ear plugs off! I was amazed! Around 9:30 we went to Aungt Becky's and ate the rest of out ribbons fries- yay greasy fair food- and visited until 10. I called Emily and Megan said the bachelorette party was about to leave. [NOTE: Emily had to throw her brother Chris' fiancee a last minute bachelorette thing. We played it by ear.] We went to Tony's and after I brought up the idea of a drag show down at Bubby and Sissy's, Emily remembered Boxers and Briefs in Centerville. So around midnight or later we packed up all our ppl: Me, Em, Megan, Sarah (bachelorette) and Rachelowe- and headed to the strip club. There, some interesting things happened. Sarah said it wasn't really her thing but she was glad she could say she came, but then you could tell as the night progressed she was getting really into it. This one stripper gave her a free stage lapdance, then later Emily paid for a firefighter lapdance from probably the sexiest stripper ever. We gave her some more money to put up in his orange thong. All night Rachelowe kep saying this one guy looked familiar... then when he came over to the table she asked him if he went to SIUE and his face turned red. Then I guess to relieve his anxiety that apparently he hadn't been there long and already somone from school recognized him... he gave us free lapdances and tried to make funny conversation with us. It made me more at ease and I finally let a stipper touch me. I didn't say he could lick my ear, but it happened anyway and it wasn't so bad ;). It was hilarious though, he was grindin' on Emily and he was like, "so, what's your major?" and we all busted up laughing as he moved his way aroud the table. Dude had some nice muscles, tho I usually don't go for that. It was kinda ironic tho. Then he made mention of English 102 papers and I speculated that he might be somewhere around James' age, which was somewhat alarming. But then I guess not, cuz it's possible he was older and also 19 isn't THAT much younger.... We made it home around 4:15. (or I did after I dropped Rachelowe off)

Sunday
I slept till 1 p.m. then Ashley came back to get her car, which had been parked at my house all weekend while she visited her chiropractor guy in STL. I visited with her before she left, and then my mom dyed my hair. We put half up in a pony tail on the top of my head so the top layer of my hair is my original color but the bottom layer is brown-black. I like it. I need to get it layered more soon so you can see it. I also need a trim. After that I lounged around all day- had chicken and veggie kabobs for my homecooked meal of the weekend. Watched part of Harold and Kumar go to White Castle- which I thought was not much raunchier than Dude Where's My Car, and def. not as raunchy as any of the Scary Movies. Frankly, I kinda liked it. Then I drove back, and got here around 10:15. Coulda used better sleep though. Better luck tonight.

All in all this weekend kicked ass. Yay! 2 more weeks!

P.S. I signed Matt Dorner's wall on facebook and he messaged me that I should get ahold of him when I come into town because we should hang out. Ha! I gotta tell you that would be quite interesting. I'm looking into it... Remember when I had a fatty crush on him!? I know you do....