They gave me a degree

I miss EIU sooo much already!
But I went out with a bang.

Thursday we went to BINGO.
Friday to Hatter's for one last free hotdog.
Saturday I graduated, had the fam over, and then attended a kegger at Renick's.

At Renick's I proceeded to "try and catch up" (haha, he was already drunk when I got there) which entailed a lot of free keg beer and a short keg stand.
Then Renick tried making out with me after he passed out, woke up again and washed the blue penis off his face... he was successful haha.

Then we went to see a band- Romancing the Bone- for about 5 seconds near my house.

Then we went to Mal's and I did half a beer bong at a point where I should have stopped long ago.

Then we went to Lincoln Gardens, where I proceeded to trip over my broken sandal, bite it and fractured my right thumb.

Still looking for a job. Have an unpaid internship at a progressive mag in STL that would start in June, but need an actual job. There's an opening at Rock Island and I'm sending my boss some updated clips, but my parents don't want me to leave so I've been taking my sweet time- probably not a good thing. My mom even has nightmares about me going there.

I guess I can't really report till June anyway, cuz it's hard to take notes minus your right hand when you're right handed. Luckily, I'm semi-ambidextrous.

That flushes the idea of a summer softball league down the toilet, but I guess I might not be here after awhile anyway.

Congrats on the job Thomas! And happy graduation! I should be around that week for a party and I'd like to see you before you go.

P.S. I feel like a five year old with this flamboyant bright red cast. I have the Cardinals spirit I guess.