My last night in Rock Island my parents and I ate at Hungry Hobo and hot Whitey's. Then they did their own thing and I attended a small gathering for the interns. We went to Brian's apt. and drank some and watched the Daily Show Indecision 2004 (democratic nat'l convention coverage- hilarious), then went to a martini bar downstairs called Copia. Long story short- I got drunk for free, danced to the YMCA and made a fool of myself, rode home with Aaron and went to sleep. My dad thought something was up so he was worried and couldn't sleep. But it was a good last night.
So, I got home from my internship for the summer and the first person I see is Caleb. We go to Wood River Walmart to turn in my photos, which he says he's never been to the Wood River one. I guess since he lives in Jerseyville... but anyways. SO we plan to go to the block party and everything but we know it's sucked in the past so we go ahead and have an alternative plan- a white trash scavenger hunt. Here are the things we were looking for:
*woman with 2 colored mullet- saw 2 women with 2 different colored mullets
*man with ripped sleeves- CHECK CHECK CHECK
*a wigger with a hot chick
*old couple making out- CHECK
*Looney Tunes t-shirt- CHECK
*pregnant person drinking
*person missing at least 2 teeth
*diabled person getting wasted- CHECK
*person with pets- CHECK
*shitty band playing in the middle- CHECK
We did well. We looked for them as we walked around with our Hit N Run "sodas" (arrrrr Captain Morgan)
We went to Jack in the Box around 1:30ish- and dude starts talking over the speaker like he's a radio announcer, ending with "It's 1:40 in the a.m. and the Jack in the Box lines are open!!!"
We stared at the box and tried to keep from laughing too hard and we ordered 6 tacos. When we got to the window I paid the guy and Caleb told him that made his day. So he tells us he graduated from Alton High and can't count.... we ended up with 8 tacos instead of 6.
Went back to my house and ate them, watched some Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers till 4 a.m. then he went home. The wierdest shit always happens when we are together. It was fun!
Tonight I'm staying in after 2 nights of drinking and bars. I'm watching Little Big Man with my dad. Memories....
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