A blind man takes a dump, how does he know when he is done wiping his ass?
Having a smoking section in a one room restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool.-gross right?
THIS NEXT STUFF IS FROM DANE COOK...IF YOU DON'T KNOW I SUGGEST YOU BETTER
"I was a scared little kid, and the thing I was most scared of was Kool-Aid. Remember the commercials for Kool-Aid? That big talking bowl of punch comes crashing through your wall... OH YEAHHH!!! OHHH YEAHHHH!!!! And all the little kids on the commerical are like, "Haaa haa haaaa!" And I'm in my living room, like "RUNNN! GET THE FUNK OUTTA THERE!" And they are drinking out of him after he crashed through the wall and asbestos and lead paint fell in him."-DANE COOK
Why do they call it a rest room? Is anybody really just going in there to rest? And, who is so pissed off when they go into the restroom that they have to carve the most ignorant crap into the walls?
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