I'm only 60% slutty. I thought I'd be more. I'm sluttier than 81% of the world and cleaner than 18%. But that cleaner thing is a lie. I'm a very clean person. I use baby wipes when i go poo and wash my hands after I use the bathroom or touch a door knob. I also will open a public bathroom door with a paper towel so i don't get germs!! Ask laura I didn't want to open the bathroom door at that apt last week.
The lesson- I MAY BE SLUTTY BUT AT LEAST I'M A CLEAN SLUT.(according to my "clean" standards!
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